Sunday, August 21, 2011

Some Blog Fodder about Our Favorite Villain



Overheard while talking about Loki...

"Stay away from Loki! He's mine."

*Death Stare*

"Or maybe we could share..."

*Maniacal Laughter*

"Not at the same time!"

And as heard sprinkled in other conversations...

"LOKI! WITH LONGER HAIR!!! RAWR"

As for which should be and probably will be better...

TDKR



or...

Avengers



Yeah, after hearing about the D23 Avengers clip in which Tony Stark and Loki have an interesting conversation (expect that to spawn even more Tony Stark/Loki Slash) and even before that... I've loved the Avengers.

Well, I guess me and Marvel are like me and Star Trek - I tried to be different (or the same, I don't know) and like Star Wars better, but my heart and everything else tell me, yeah, I like Star Trek a thousand times better (guess what Star Wars is).

Saturday, August 20, 2011

My View On Remakes Today

It's summed up pretty much on the Footloose remake board of IMDb.

Here are two replies to two posts on that board.

Here's the original post and a response (not my response):




I'M PUTTING SPACE HERE SO IT DOESN'T GO INTO THE SIDEBAR... THIS IS QUITE UNFORTUNATE...







LALALALALA I'M CLICHEKILLER12









THIS IS SO AWESOME SO MUCH SPACE FOR SO LITTLE STUFF!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY










I IZ SO MATURE








DISCLAIMER: I HAD A POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON REMAKES WHEN POSTING THESE; I MOSTLY STAND BY WHAT I SAY, HOWEVER, SOME DEPENDS ON MY HURRICANE OF A MOOD YAAAAAAAY








Here's my response to those:



And here's the original post of another thread and my response to that:



Just so you know, I'm clichekiller12.

And there is partially my outlook on remakes; well, the more positive form of that, because sometimes, I can be very bitter about them.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Dirty Dancing...

THE REMAKE!?



At first when I heard of this, I was like, "Ah, hell no!" This has got to be one of the most beautiful love stories in my opinion that I've ever seen. It had Patrick Swayze (he was SO GORGEOUS!!!!), Jennifer Grey (badass honey bunny married to Clark Gregg, who plays this badass mofo), and Jerry Orbach (who I first knew as Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast - yeah that one).

And then I heard that this guy was directing it, I was like, "Ah, fuck no!"

But then I read this article.

I've got to say, even though I said I didn't hate him, I still kind of do. But I have a love/hate type of thing going for his articles. Basically anytime he mentions Robsten (the Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart coupling), or tries to cause trouble (which is a lot), he makes me want to tear my computer to shreds. However, when he has casting ideas, they are usually fucking epic (except for the two other suggestions for Johnny), especially when he mentions Garrett Hedlund. The fact that he loves this guy keeps me from completely hating him.

So, anyway, Mr. Casablanca suggested Garrett Hedlund as one of the choices for Johnny Castle. Um, sign me up!

I would totally watch this if it had Garrett Hedlund as Johnny. He can sing, act, and he has that misunderstood sexy woobie vibe going on. He is so perfect!

Also, a note that my twin pointed out, before we go on to the main subject of this post:

Kenny Ortega did the choreography for the original one. Also, in the article listed above (mentioning him), he knows that there is a certain risk to making a remake, and he wouldn't shove hip-hop dancing down our throats. Well, at least he didn't do that for HSM, This Is It, or most of his other films. Hopefully, he will do that with this.

Okay, so anyway, that Ted Casablanca article got me thinking:

What are some good choices for the characters?

And, well, because no one demanded it, here are my choices for the different characters:

Johnny Castle

Choice Number One:

Garrett Hedlund


My reasoning: This picture, and see above.

Choice Number Two:

Chris Hemsworth


My reasoning: He's a fantastic actor, tall, muscular, deep voice... oh and this:



Yeah. He can fucking dance. DAMN. I would say something along the lines of "Dat Ass" or "I could watch his...I mean, I could watch him dancing all day", but I really think that would be overstepping the boundaries just a pinch.

Frances "Baby" Houseman

I happen to have, like, five choices for this role:

Choice One:

Emily Browning



Her nickname in Sucker Punch was Babydoll. She can act with her eyes. She plays an innocent, yet strong character in both of the movies I have seen her in (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Sucker Punch). Also, she just has that look.

Choice Two:

Selena Gomez



I know many would probably kill me for suggesting a Disney actress for the role of Baby, but you know what I say to that? I don't give a fuck. She can sing, and yes, she can dance, as shown in Another Cinderella Story (unless if someone else did the dancing, which I have yet to hear). She also is not a bad actress, from what I've seen (yes I watched Wizards of Waverly Place for a little while). She's very much a young bombshell, an essence of youth, and she still maintains an air of innocence. So yes, she would be a good choice.

Choice Three:

AnnaSophia Robb



To be honest, she is probably my favorite choice. In everything I've seen her in, she proved she can take on the role. In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, she portrayed an arrogant overachiever with such bratty annoyance, perfect for the role. In Because of Winn Dixie, she played the new girl with a feeling of loneliness that is extremely convincing, and she actively shows the character development that the character goes through in the movie. And in Jumper, her performance easily outshines the rest of the actors, save Max Thieriot (they both portray the young versions of the main characters), and Jamie Bell. I didn't even recognize her; she became a teenager mature beyond her years, someone who would defend someone being uselessly ridiculed. Someone who showed real concern for someone who disappeared without a trace. And she had chemistry with the main man. She and he made a promise that this movie would be full of intrigue, drama, suspense and action, a promise that the main actors unfortunately broke. And that role, of only a few minutes, is the reason why I think she is absolutely perfect for Baby.

Choice Four:

Ellen Page



From what I saw of The American Crime, Ellen Page can be innocent and caring, yet strong. That is also what I saw of her in Inception. Although she might not be the most perfect choice, I could see her pulling it off. She can be young, she is an incredible actress with gravitas (as seen in Inception and, yes, Juno). So, yeah, not bad.

Choice Five:

Elle Fanning (if the movie were delayed for a couple of years)



I think she would be perfect - only if she was a bit older! She is probably one of the best actresses I have seen in a long time, able to invoke emotion without forcing it upon us. She is able to capture the innocence of childhood, yet the harshness of reality - in a Sci Fi movie, at the age of thirteen. So, please, if this movie could be delayed, cast her!

Other Suggestions:
Mia Wasikowska
Chelsea Kane
Vanessa Hudgens
Emmy Rossum

Dr. Jake Houseman

Four Choices:

Gary Oldman



He's Gary fucking Oldman. A chameleon; he successfully played two father figures in two completely different ways (Harry Potter movies and Batman movies). He can be understanding, yet obtuse, a contradiction sought after by many, but not easily played well. He can be kind, yet disappointed, even though I haven't seen him in many movies (yeah, I'm not a true movie geek), but I know he can do this, because, as I've said before, he's Gary fucking Oldman.

Hugh Laurie



I've barely seen anything with him in it (unfortunately, I'm not a regular watcher of House). However, he has that look of fatherly qualities, and from what I've seen of him (the first Stuart Little movie, and a couple of House episodes), he can definitely play a complex character, capable of compassion, rage, and pure snark. Perhaps this is the Dr. Houseman I've been looking for. After all, Hugh Laurie most famously plays a man named Dr. House.

Kevin Bacon



Well, first off, I absolutely adore Kevin Bacon (and I know that's "strange" for a teenage girl to admit). Second, an honorable mention that's he's been in Footloose, but that doesn't matter, considering I'm supposed to be basing casting decisions on what's needed for the role, and he certainly doesn't need to dance. But he's an actor of fine caliber, actually my favorite choice for the role. I've seen him as a dancer (duh, Footloose), a businessman turned revenge gangsta type of dude (I'm bad at describing), and, most recently, an energy stealing villain and more. Why am I mentioning this? Because I'm showing you he can be a chameleon, but you already knew that, because he's Kevin Bacon. He's great at being protective of his on screen children from what I've seen, and, as I've just said, he can pretty much do any role. So yeah. Don't let my positive bias and obvious favor for this guy fool you, he's still fucking awesome.

Robert Downey Jr.



I take it back - this man is perfect for the part. A well to do man, protective of his family, all wise, yet not all knowing, and accepting at the end. Hell, he pretty much played the part already in Charlie Bartlett, sans well to do (he's kind of a drunk). In that movie, he's reluctant to let go of his daughter to this "strange and dangerous" young man. Oh, and how great would it be to see Thor and Iron Man in the same movie fighting over a young woman important to them? Uh, RDJ, how soon can you do the part?

Other Suggestions:
Liev Schreiber
Hugo Weaving
Christoph Waltz

Max Kellerman

Alec Baldwin



He's a smarmy, tough businessman. Who else but Alec Baldwin could play him?

Another suggestion:
Tim Robbins

Penny Johnson

She's the former girlfriend, yet still bff of Johnny Castle. Also, she's the original dance partner.

Two Choices:

Yaya Dacosta



She can dance, from what I've seen of her in Take the Lead. She knows how to be professional with beauty, so she knows how to portray professional with beauty (she was in America's Next Top Model, and Tron Legacy). And also from what I've seen from Take the Lead, she can do drama, pretty damn well. Hell, if she was a bit younger, she could probably play Baby.

Abbie Cornish



She pretty much plays this role already in Sucker Punch - old time dancer reluctant of the new girl at first, but then accepts her and lets her save her. Yeah, she's the best actress for the role.

Other Suggestions:

Olivia Wilde
Summer Glau
Rashida Jones
Jena Malone

Lisa Houseman

Two choices:

Kat Dennings



Snarky, yet sort of understanding. This is Kat Dennings' role in most of her movies. Plus, she's a looker.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead



She's beautiful, yet can play snarky. Just see her in Live Free or Die Hard.

Other Suggestions:
Natalia Tena
Lea Michele
Brie Larson
Lindsay Lohan

Marjorie Houseman

Dana Delany



She can be a housewife, a standout, and definitely someone that RDJ would get with. I have no other reason, except I can just picture her as that role.

Another suggestion:
Lauren Graham

Neil Kellerman

Basically the "other guy".

Two Choices:

Johnny Simmons



He played the other guy in Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (kind of). He also played kind of clueless, but adorkable as well. So, someone sign him up!

Nicholas Hoult


He played adorkable, and extremely sexy nerdy in X Men First Class. Also, he played someone who just didn't get the chick he was attempting to win over. Even more perfect for this role.

Another suggestion:
Max Irons

Robbie Gould

The not-so-loveable asshole womanizer. Aka, Mr. Douchenozzle.

Two Choices:

Shia Labeouf



Damn Shia! I used to love you so much! Then you became kind of a douche. So, be a man and poke fun at yourself by portraying this character! Because we all know Robbie could never beat up Johnny, just as you could never, ever beat up Tom Hardy.

Cam Gigandet



He plays a total douche in Never Back Down, and he's more of a believable womanizer than Shia Labeouf.

Another suggestion:
Mark Salling

And that's the end of my long, long blog post. Any other suggestions or comments, well, comment!

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