Alas, more of the WTF?! moments...

I believe most of my blog will be WTF?! moments. Those, and my opinions on news events and movies. But mostly WTF?! moments.

First of all, here's a movie review on WALL-E. I saw it on Friday.

This movie is absolutely phenomenal! The story was clever and interesting. It told of a totally different future than what I had in mind, and it actually was realistic.
The characters were introduced smoothly and Pixar actually makes you feel for the characters (as they normally do, except they didn't really do that in Cars). I actually cried (don't worry - the ending is happy), which is something I normally don't do.
The animation was colorful and lively, and made me feel as if I was traveling with Wall-E, or Eve. They were, as well, realistic. And there was actually some live action in there (only on screens), but I didn't really notice.
An interesting fact about the movie is the villain's voice is not a real voice. It's the voice for Apple, and all they did was type in the script for the voice to say. Made it sound very robotic, which was the whole point.

All in all, I LOVE that movie, and Pixar delivered better than it's normal best. It is a total comeback from Cars (that movie's okay, I guess, but it's a little mediocre)! I give it 100/5 stars! Maybe even more!

Moving on.

I recently just found out about this, even though it is about two to three months old.

10 Year Old Boy Dies After Imitating Naruto

Okay, sounds a little weird... He basically asked his friends to bury him in a sand box to imitate Naruto...at least that's what his friends said...

Here are my thoughts on that.

Where the hell was the parental supervision here? Wouldn't they notice anything strange? And I wonder why they blame the show for this...it's their faults! Not the show's! The show is not responsible for irresponsible behavior. And what about the friends? Shouldn't they have known it was a VERY stupid idea to begin with? I mean c'mon! But then again, boys will be boys... I've heard of stupider things done, and yet they survived...But, I'm getting one of those STUPID conspiracy thoughts in my head. What if the friends are using that story as a cover up? What if they buried him forcefully? We may never know... But that's probably not true...or is it?

OKAY! Moving on!

More WTF?! moments! YAY!

If that's Batman, I don't want to see Iron Man...

Since when can you steal names from the Blackhawks?

I agree with Spider Man!

Wow...just wow... "Oh, I almost forgot! Introducing the Fox! No words could describe its hideous state of ugly ugliness..."

For the shark attack scene, couldn't the guy on the jet ski just have jumped off? I mean seriously.

I'm gonna go; I might post something later.

PS: As you may have noticed, I usually get the superhero images from superdickery.com; that place is awesome!

More WTF?! moments!

Videos of WTF?!-ness!

Wow..So, let me get this straight: He's a "villain" who kills you by talking about...the cold? WHAT?!

DAMMIT! YOU'RE ALREADY EXCUSED, BASTARD!

P.S. I've received news of the apocalypse. It's gonna happen on...



SEPTEMBER 26, 2008???? NOOOOOOOOOO!

Another WTF?! moment...

I found this picture on Google and I think it's a little on the weird side...but it's just plain HILARIOUS...

My mom thought it wasn't funny, and I still think it is. I don't know why.

P.S. P.S. WTF?!

I found something on superdickery.com that's...well...a WTF?! moment.

Does it have freshly baked honey buns inside that it uses as ammo? Nope. Just robotic arms. But why in the world would you call yourself HONEY BUN??? It sounds like a name my grandma would come up with! Seriously!

WTF?!

There are so many WTF moments, I CAN'T describe and soooooo many messed up people...or whatever they are.

For instance, there's Michael Jackson.

Where's its nose?

Then, there's Chris Crocker.

I learned from him, or her, that "It's just a hair flip!" I wonder what it is...

Remember that certain mountain? Well, here it is!

Well, no more pictures, or I'll have to push a CENSOR button or something.

Well, moving on!

Here are some WTF?! moments, courtesy of superdickery.com and also from Yours Truly Sadanya Lupe. I just HAD to take it!

WHAT THE....?!

Seriously, what color are you exactly? HOW CAN YOU BE A RAINBOW BLACKHAWK?????

WTF?!

Ok, I'm done here...for now.

PS: I listened to NO MUSIC during the making of this blog.

All Too Cheesy...

Yes, my mind wanders to the depths of one of the worst movies in existence. Deep Shock. In fact, its dvd case art is better than the movie.

But, of course, you never judge a book by its cover...or a dvd by its dvd case. That's how my family and I started watching it. We never did finish it, that is, until a year later. So, basically here's what it's about.

Something is wrong with the Arctic. People are sent to find out what's wrong with the Arctic. They disappear. More people are sent to discover what happened to them. They find giant electric eels (BTW, they look nothing like the eels on the dvd case, which actually look cool). One guy wants to destroy the eels with - LE GASP! - nuclear weapons! One of the other main characters finds out the eels are misunderstood, and she tries to save them. The bad guy dies. THE END. Thank God for endings.

The actors sucked, the plot was predictable, cheesy, and just plain stupid! And, the eels looked like SOCK PUPPETS!!!!!!!!!! You don't want to know any more, otherwise you'll be scarred for life. I certainly have been scarred for life in many instances, but I wouldn't want to delve any deeper into the subject. Let's just say it's about a certain mountain...

No more for today, but I might post in an hour! Ooooooooooo

PS: The songs I listened during this blog are: My December (remix) - Linkin Park, Crawling (remix) - Linkin Park, Angels - Within Temptation, and (yes) Die Another Day - Madonna.