FAIL

If only I had a camera...

Because there was a sign that read exactly like this:

BIG KIDS SALE

True, So True

More images that are true, but not as true as this one (all from either fail blog or roflrazzi)

Awesomeness.

So true...

That will be all for now!

It's been a while...

Yeah, it has. I have several things to do that I should've done a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.

First off, a review of The Dark Knight:



Okay, of course, I loved it! But it was really realistic, like there was not much comic book charm. Oh well, if they EVER make a third movie, they better mention Metropolis.

Of course, the Joker was amazing. If you saw another Heath Ledger movie, and then watched this movie, you would NOT recognize him! He really perfected the Joker's quality of insanity and that "I have no plans" attitude. His clothing: totally awesome.



But doesn't anyone EVER credit Aaron Eckhart? He played TWO different characters: Harvey Dent and Two-Face. He was so amazing because they're same person, but different personality. Now THAT's badass. So, I'm giving a lot of credit to you dude.



And we shouldn't forget that it's supposed to be a superHERO movie. I know there are supposed to be great villains, but c'mon. You have to give credit to EVERYONE. Like Christian Bale as BATMAN. 'Cause it's a BATMAN movie. No wait, it's THE batman movie. Anyways, Christian Bale - great actor for Batman and I have to say, the HOTTEST Batman. He also two people, same person - persona pretty amazingly! Bruce Wayne and Batman are two totally different people, and Christian Bale pulled it off.



Maggie Gyllenhaal. WAY better than Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes. She had more animation, a little more serious, and just...BETTER. Way to go, Maggie!



And why, WHY does everyone forget about Alfred? Michael Caine portrays him better than the one in the older movies. He has more liveliness, more emotion, and...some sort of a story.



I was really surprised that HE was Gary Oldman. I mean, that's...that's SIRIUS BLACK!!!! That's just weird. Gary Oldman revived the role of Commisioner Gordon. The character used to be a character that was never seen, that no one cared about. And now, we do.

That's all for now!