Saturday, June 14, 2008

All Too Cheesy...

Yes, my mind wanders to the depths of one of the worst movies in existence. Deep Shock. In fact, its dvd case art is better than the movie.


But, of course, you never judge a book by its cover...or a dvd by its dvd case. That's how my family and I started watching it. We never did finish it, that is, until a year later. So, basically here's what it's about.



Something is wrong with the Arctic. People are sent to find out what's wrong with the Arctic. They disappear. More people are sent to discover what happened to them. They find giant electric eels (BTW, they look nothing like the eels on the dvd case, which actually look cool). One guy wants to destroy the eels with - LE GASP! - nuclear weapons! One of the other main characters finds out the eels are misunderstood, and she tries to save them. The bad guy dies. THE END. Thank God for endings.

The actors sucked, the plot was predictable, cheesy, and just plain stupid! And, the eels looked like SOCK PUPPETS!!!!!!!!!! You don't want to know any more, otherwise you'll be scarred for life. I certainly have been scarred for life in many instances, but I wouldn't want to delve any deeper into the subject. Let's just say it's about a certain mountain...

No more for today, but I might post in an hour! Ooooooooooo

PS: The songs I listened during this blog are: My December (remix) - Linkin Park, Crawling (remix) - Linkin Park, Angels - Within Temptation, and (yes) Die Another Day - Madonna.

1 comment:

Tally_Angel said...

So what are the other moments in movie history or tv history that scarred you 4 life?

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