And here's what I gotta say (Warning: Here be Spoilers, and Cursing (OOOooooo)):
WHY MICHAEL BAY OH DEAR GOD WHY YOU SON OF A BITCH!?!?!?!?!?
Why give god like powers to an entitled jackass (Todd In The Shadow's words) like Sam Witwicky (apparently, I heard Shia Lebeouf is just playing himself) and make him kill STARSCREAM... ALL BY HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????
What. The. HELL?
Why give Megan Fox a big MIDDLE FINGER throughout the whole movie?
Why get someone who's NOT HUMAN to play Sam's OMG new girlfriend?
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KILL IRONHIDE THE AWESOME??????
WHY MAKE IT 500,000,000 HOURS LONG!?!?!?
WHY MAKE MEGATRON SOMEONE ELSE'S BITCH AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?
WHY MAKE THE MOVIE ABOUT THE FUCKING PEOPLE INSTEAD ABOUT THE FUCKING ROBOTS!?!?!?!? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU MICHAEL BAY!
That all said, I still kind of want to see that movie. Too bad it's going to beat Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 in box office. You know what, NO. Maybe I should wait to rent it so I don't have to pay that self entitled jackass (Michael, not Shia), who basically put himself in the movie as Shia and gave him god powers. Yeah. No.
The only silver lining I can see from this is that they plan to do new Transformers movies - without Michael Bay. DD Angel said that Hollywood should take note: Only reboot movies and franchises that need rebooting, like this one. I certainly agree. And maybe, if the gods of Asgard are nice, maybe, Marvel could possibly buy Transformers. Imagine it: Iron Man and Optimus Prime in the same fucking movie. I know.
Awesome.
4 comments:
Iron Man + Optimus Prime = TOO MUCH JESUS TO HANDLE!
Hell yeah! I totally agree... Oh and nice profile picture... ;)
Nice language NOT ! I still want to see that movie.
Kind of me, too.
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