ATTACK OF THE TWITARDS!!!!

RUN!!! They MIGHT be everywhere... I haven't met one of them in person yet, but the stories I read about them are fucking crazy!

Like about the girl who attempted to save Twilight from the embers of an ash tray, only to be dragged away in an ambulance because she burned her hand in the attempt! The person who started the fire was blamed for the twit's injuries by her air-headed friends.

Also, about the werewolf fanatic (I believe this person was a dude) who was attacked by a Twitard just because he said he didn't read Twilight (and he wasn't very fond of sparkly vampires). His backpack was thrown at him, along with a pair of scissors! The girl had to be dragged out of the room!

There was also the story of a girl at a party with her laptop who got whipped with the cable that charges the laptop by a Twitard who spotted the fact that this girl was on Twilightsucks.com! The window wasn't open, but the twit saw the tab, and yelled at her for it. She unplugged the cable from the wall, hoping for this poor girl's laptop to turn off, only to realize the laptop ran on batteries. So she started whipping the innocent girl. She was whipped twice, one caused a big purple and blue bruise on her cheek. The rabid Twitard ran off. Several guys were in shock and disbelief when they heard the story.

I believe that's it. Cya!