Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Note the bold words SPOILER ALERT and the underlined words that follow those bold words well, that's a spoiler.

This movie was better than the first one for three main reasons:

1) More explosions.
2) More robots.
3) More emotion.

The first reason, let me explain. All those critics who didn't like this movie (they like Twilight more! YUCK.) didn't like it for this reason. Oh because they would rather watch two teenagers, one that effin sparkles, talk in bored monotone voices about a seriously shallow love and well basically do nothing. Hey, rather that, then BIG ASS EXPLOSIONS!?!?!?!? What the hell is their problem? Why don't they like epic explosions? Why don't they like cars and debris and other things flying in a big fiery kick ass...tornado practically? Whatever. That's their problem. Luckily I don't have "a huge stick up my ass and I'm not souless" (Peter Rallis - Movie Buzz) 'cause I actually love this movie.

The second reason, ooo I love this one! They actually had ARCEE! AND CHROMIA!! But they barely showed them...:( They also had the everawesome and everhilarious Twins (one voiced by Tom Kenny aka Spongebob). They also that one Sr71 Blackbird (I can't remeber what his name was). You never get to see him fight as a plane, though, but he was still awesome. I also loved the RC Truck (also voiced by Spongebob, I mean, Tom Kenny). He did some pretty nasty things (like, one) and he wouldn't stop calling Mikaela (aka Megan Fox) "Warrior Goddess". The Fallen was badass and so was this oneone that was extremely huge and sucked up a lot of crap. Oh and there were so many badass cars! I just loved all the robots! ... AND CARS!

This third reason made me so happy, 'cause the first movie lacked a lot of it. Emotion. You need some. Seriously. The chemistry between Shia Lebeouf and Megan Fox (cute, cute, cute, CUTE couple) is huge, it's fiery. I love this one part when Sam finally says I love you (and it took a lot for him to finally say that). It's just so IDK cute and beautiful. Besides, Shia Lebeouf is hot (pardon me for my shallow ways, but I actually like real dudes [and maybe some notsoreal, but mostly real]}. The parents showed more emotion too (SPOILER ALERT they actually get kidnapped). And SPOILER ALERT when Mikaela thought she lost Sam, that's when I knew that Sam and Mikaela were destined to be together. Also, when SPOILER ALERT Optimus Prime died, Sam actually showed a little bit of emotion (unlike when Jazz died in the first movie - WAH!). So like I said, a lot more emotion (WAY MORE THAN TWILIGHT! And that's supposed to be a romance movie...).

This was much more epic, too. There was a lot of fate and destiny stuff. OOOoooo it sent chills of epic-ness up my spine! Also the words of Optimus and SOME of the words of the SR71 Blackbird. Also the whole SPOILER ALERT The Fallen broadcasting a huge warning to Earth and him showing Sam and saying turn him in. You know, that? I also liked (even though I don't agree with his policies and all) that they mentioned Barack Obama and the Swine Flu in the movie. It showed a sense of realism that I could relate to.

This movie proves something. The critics are almost always wrong (not all the time, but a lot of the time).

One more thing - THE MUSIC WAS SO EFFIN EPIC AS WELL!!!

I need to talk about something else as well. S. Darko.



I saw that on Friday (don't ask how I saw it, I just did). It was okay. It was a little you know...crap! And it was nothing compared to the masterpiece known as Donnie Darko The only real thing I liked about it was the music. Oh, the music was so beautiful. But, as my sister Squishy so aptly put it, why? What's the point? This movie was so not needed (and to believe I just realized this). But all in all I guess it was okay. That's best it could ever be. Only Okay.

Independence Day...So Far

I should have learned this lesson by now. You know, the lesson to NOT FREAK OUT! Because I find it much better not to freak out. I should ALWAYS remember that no matter what, everything will be okay. Let today be another way to prove this to be true.

Today I was supposed to be picked up by a friend at a kick ass carnival. But, we didn't know that she already went looking for us and couldn't find us, so she left. We waited for around two and a half hours without knowing. Our mom left us there earlier because we told her we'd be picked up. After borrowing a phone for the second time and calling our mom, Blondie said she was going to call our friend. Our friend, I shall call her Haku, and she found out what was going on.

Squishy and I were starting to freak out (even though I kept telling myself not to freak out - everything always turns out to be not as bad as it looks). We were getting pissed off. Then, we saw Blondie and Garg.

So, instead of driving us home, she drove us to Haku's house (not my friend Neko - she lives really close to us). And that's where we are right now. And I have a huge thing of dark chocolate Toblerone in my stomach. And of course, forgiveness in our hearts (we're very forgiving people).

So no matter what, everything always turns out to be okay, so yeah. LISTEN TO THAT PIECE OF ADVICE!

Now, I'm backtracking to when we arrived to the carnival. It was so awesome. We went on I think for four rides (one, we rode on twice). One was called the Storm. The Storm is this metal rod swinging thing that, when vertical, is like 100 ft tall. It has one swinging thing of seats on one end (at the top) and another swinging thing of seats on the other (at the bottom). You sit in this seat and it swings while the rod keeps spinning 360 degrees VERTICAL. So we're going up 100 ft in the air then down then up then down all while our seats go upside down and side to side as well. You can survive it as long as you close your eyes so shut you can't open them, hold on for dear life, and scream until you get laringitis.

Another is called the Chaos - but a more awesome version of the regular one. You sit in this circle. This circle's on a rod. Basically, the circle spins while the rod swings high. You see, I didn't think I would be scared because the one at the Adventure Dome wasn't as scary as I thought it'd be (or the one in World's of Fun), but as soon as it started getting really high instead of "Whoo-hoo!" I was like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

I went on it twice.

Another one was called the Stratosphere. It's like the Finnish Fling in Worlds of Fun. You enter this circular chamber. You stand against the wall (you have to) and it starts spinning. It spins really fast and then the floor drops. You get stuck to the wall. Out of all the rides I went to, that one has the biggest chance of making you throw up.

And the last ride I went on was called the Airwolf. I think. This one is sorta like the Chaos, except not as scary. You still sit in this circle. It's attached to a rod, except the rod doesn't swivel and swing. It just goes up and down. The circle still spins. Everytime the circle would go in a certain position, Squishy and I would go either "Whoo!" or "Jazz Hands!" or both.

The cheapest ride was surprisngly the Storm. And the Stratosphere.

Besides waiting for like two and a half hours, today was awesome. And tomorrow we're going to see Transformers Revenge of the Fallen! Tonight, we're going to watch fireworks that one of Haku's neighbors are putting up. I wanted to see the show at the carnival (on Feltwell - that's where the middle school's located [called Lakenheath - wtf?]), but this will do too.

Happy Independence Day! And remember, everything's going to be okay.

I shouldn't be, but I am.

Pissed off at this idea, anyways.

Do you know who Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are? Well they're an annoying couple who got reported on for the stupidest things all the time on E News and The Daily 10. That is until now.

E News and Daily 10 proposed an idea for a poll to see if they should stop reporting on them or not. This is very unusual for them to do since they usually keep all the unnecesary crap and barely report on something worthwile, but I was overjoyed anyways. Until I found out something totally weird.

They are actually with Alex Jones. And the whole truth movement. They were just interviewed by him. Right after this, both E News and Daily 10 put up this poll. And of course everyone wanted them gone. Spencer actually said that he was sorry for everyone having to listen to his personal life, but now he wants to shine light on the truth movement. Unfortunately, now they're blocked from major sources of entertainment news. Heidi feels the same way about everything.

Since they can't do anything, we should all start doing something about it. Here's what you can do:

Go to Youtube.com and search "The Obama Deception". The full length documentary is on Youtube right now. They talk about everything from Obama's real role right now, to his broken promises, to the Administration's plans (like totally destroying the Second Amendment!). I may not agree with everything on this, but it's good to watch. It'll open your eyes!

So yeah watch it. And spread the word!